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naamahdarling:

octahedronhd:

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This is Shakespearian.

(via spacehumor)

thurisazsalail:

taahko:

taahko:

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

(via illegalaustralien)

makomoriz:

nbc: okay now that you’re on our network you can do beeps and blurs but don’t feel like you have to we don’t want to make any big changes to the show

b99, on their season premiere: 

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(via dee-reynold)

mariesbookblog:

faded-mind:

theangelshavethetimeturner:

invite-me-to-your-memories:

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

#no we don’t

What

(via illegalaustralien)

I was looking at Craigslist and…

bearmagus:

entropytea:

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what the…

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A jouch?

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Or, if you prefer - a jofa?

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Oh good there’s matching chairs. 

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Jairs.

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What the-

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WHY?!

Cinematic Parallels

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(via illegalaustralien)

drunkvanity:

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y’all.

(via jchnmulaney)

deafgaming:

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American healthcare system be like

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T.G.I.F.

miniwixoide:

Tomorrow Gonna Is Friday

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bakrua:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

(via lubricates)

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